9 Steps On How To Hide ADD

1. Don't talk about random stuff. Always talk in literate terms. I don't even know what literate means but I would imagine it is something smart that keeps some people educationally stimulated.
 
2. Always focus on the subject don't let your mind wonder, like the other day when I was in the Mountains alone and saw a dear prancing along the road.
 
3.Always take your medication. My medication is purple. Which reminds me of my childhood hero Barney who was purple with a green stomach.

4. Don't draw on your hand to focus. That reminds me I need to write on my hand that I have an appointment at 4:30.
 

5.  You need to sit still in your seat at all times so you don't annoy the people around you.
Oh my goodness this one time I was moving around in my desk and then the chair broke because I was leaning back too far on it and it was so funny.
 
6. When you drive a car you need to sit up and not jam out to music. There's this one song that gets me so excited when I am in the car I almost crash every time.
 
7. Don't talk to other people. I mean you can talk to them but not too much because then of course everyone will think that you have ADD and your cover is blown. But every time someone tells me not to talk to someone I always want to talk even more. Whenever it is quiet I just need to scream bloody murder.

8. Always do your homework no matter how much it hurts you to sit down and do the work you have to do it. Whenever I try to do homework I always get so turnt on like Beethoven. Because apparently Beethoven is supposed to help you focus but all of the little instruments in the song run through my hear the next thing I know the music has overtaken me.
 
9. Forget everything I just said. Really just forget it. ADD doesn't change who you are. It doesn't exists just because your doctor told you, you cannot focus because you are a well driven high thinking person doesn't mean you have ADD. It means you are special and have a power that not many people do. So just forget it all, and just be YOU!